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going door to door from five to four ((idk whats ith this title but whatever, open!!))

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Post by Hilary Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:09 pm

Hilary was with her husband going door to door to spread the word of God. She went and knocked on the front door of a nice mansion not knowing that it was her son's house and that he was fucking Jupiter right in the living room.
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Post by Amy Lee Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:29 pm

Amy was bored of waiting for someone to open the door, and using his COOL SWAG JEHOVAH NINJA SKILLS, he kicked the door down. "Hellllooooooooooooo," he shouted, "isss anyyybodddyyy homee??"
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Post by Ulysses Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:32 pm

Ulysses looked up as he got his gaze off of Jupiter only to turn around and see his parents. Getting up, he grabbed a pillow on the couch and used it to cover his wee wee and went to the door.

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Post by Amy Lee Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:34 pm

amy was surprised by his son's sudden appearance. "WTF!!"! he said, being up to date on teen lingo, "why is your FRICKLE STICK hagnign out hahha ive been using tumblr im a cool dad now can you tell uwu"
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Post by Ulysses Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:40 pm

He raised an eyebrow and asked, "Dad, why the fuck are you here? Oh, hi mom." His nipple piercings were really noticeable since the sun was out, but the sun is always out in Beverly Hills.

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Post by Jupiter Roxx on Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:53 pm

Noticing that Ulysses wasn't sitting on him anymore, Jupiter saw him in the corner of his eye and walked over not even bothering to cover up only to see two Jehovah Witnesses. He put a hand on one of Ulysses' shoulders and asked Ulysses, "Lovey, who are they..?"

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Post by Amy Lee Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:56 pm

"UM...WE ARE HIS.a.a..apARENTS.@!"! ammy yelled, offended that ulysses had not at least told his boyfriend. "Whot he fuck ARE YOU?? actually i already know that, you satanic WEIRDO!"!!! amy threw holy gatorade on jupiter and did some thom yorke impersonations
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Post by Jupiter Roxx on Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:00 pm

"Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?" he asked Amy as he felt the Holy Gatorade splash on him. Jupiter went and grabbed a paper towel from the kitchen and began to wipe his face and went back to where Ulysses and his parents were.

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Post by Amy Lee Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:26 pm

"nothing is wrong with me...." amy glared at jupite.r.."there is only something wrong with you, funky little satanic pale elf man"
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Post by Ulysses Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:29 pm

"Dad! Don't be mean to him! He never did shit to you while I did by getting tattoos and piercings without parental consent when I was 14," said Ulysses as he squinted his eyes.

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Post by Amy Lee Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:49 pm

"um im not being mean i called him funky thats kind f a compliment," said amy as he got down to some funky jazz.
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Post by Ulysses Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:52 pm

Ulysses rolled his eyes as he decided to might as well hold Jupiter's hand. This was a really awkward way for him to introduce his boyfriend to his parents.

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Post by Amy Lee Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:54 pm

"hey d you mind putting some clothes n?" amy asked, but then he thought of a better idea. he took his clothes off so it wasn't as awkward. "ok nvm."
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Post by Ulysses Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:56 pm

He rolled his eyes again because he didn't think his and Jupiter's nakedness would open up to an incesty threesome. Never ever go Game of Thrones or you're gonna have a fucked up time.

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Post by Amy Lee Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:59 pm

"so..." amy tried to act casual, whistling. "can you turn the heat on in here? my dick is getting cold."
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Post by Ulysses Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:02 pm

"Are you sure it's cold? It's fucking 95 degrees outside! Obviously we'd have the goddamn air conditioner on!" he said and he went back to the couch to put on some pants since his parents just had to interrupt an intimate moment.

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Post by Amy Lee Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:05 pm

"well i'll b darned like a turkey on thanksgiving that is so rude," amy began to cry. "you are um...well if you do not think it is cold in here....then you ain't even got the good sense god gave a rock..."
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Post by Hilary Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:08 pm

Hilary gasped when she saw her own son and satanic rocker Jupiter Roxx naked. "Son, why must you break God's words? They're essential for living on his beautiful creation.."
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Post by Amy Lee Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:14 pm

"i think that you, son, are busy as a cat on a hot tin roof but with bad things you shuld be as busy as a cat on a hot tin roof but with good things, u kno??" amy sighed. he could not believe his son was going 2  Twisted Evil Hell  Twisted Evil 
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Post by Jupiter Roxx on Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:17 pm

Jupiter didn't have any pants near him, so he just ran into the closest bathroom and grabbed a robe to put on and went back out into the living room. "You guys should allow Uly to make his own decisions, he's gonna be 30 in 2 years anyway."

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Post by Amy Lee Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:23 pm

"so??" amy suddenly got DEFENSIVE," does that mean we are not his parents anymroe?!/11?1/1 R U TRYING 2 BREAK ME DOWN/!"
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Post by Ulysses Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:25 pm

Ulysses looked at Jupiter and shrugged because nothing will ever allow his parents to leave him the fuck alone.

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Post by Amy Lee Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:27 pm

amy suddenly got hugnry. "hey do u have any ice cream?" he asked.
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Post by Ulysses Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:29 pm

He shook his head no as he turned on the TV and decided to see what was on for nothing to be on.

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Post by Amy Lee Richardson on Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:31 pm

"I SAID DO YOU AGEV ANY ICE CREAM?!" amy said again, but much louder.
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