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Jupiter was in Disneyland walking around trying to find shit in a souvenir shop to surprise his boo. Yep, you heard that right: Jupiter fucking antichrist superstar Roxx is at DISNEYLAND out of all places buying stuff for the person he loves. Not many people would expect him to do that, but there he is doing that showing how the tables have tabled.

James was at Disney Land because he is THE James Slade. And THE James Slade can do whatever THE James Slade wants to, and for some reason on this particular day THE James Slade wanted to go to Disney Land. So he went.

Noticing James, Jupiter the fucking antichrist and also jesus of ants superstar Roxx walked up to him and said to him, "I'm really fucking surprised that Dick isn't here to try to get some lemonade."

Walking through Disneyland, Ulysses was trying to keep the Mouse Ears hat on top of his head filled with many curls that it made hair metal bands proud. He noticed James and decided to walk up to him and exclaimed, "I simply can't wait to work on your debut film! It's going to be magical!

Disregarding Jupiter's RUDE comments directed towards Dick, James responded to Ulysses' comment with a smile on his face, "Yes! It will be, just like everything else that I've worked on."

"Why the fuck are you acting as if my goddamn comment is rude? There's so much fucking lemonade around here that his dickhopping ass could buy," he responded to James paying no attention to the actor near him.

"Because it is rude," James replied, noting how Jupiter was ignoring Ulysses. He was beginning to wonder if he should introduce the two, but he didn't want Ulysses to think that he actually liked Jupiter or anything.

"Did he wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning or something?" he asked softly eyeing the pissed off antichrist superstar whose red hair was sorta ratchet.

"He always wakes up on the wrong side of the bed," James replied, nodding slightly, "I mean, his hair is proof enough."

Rolling his eyes, he got out an emery board and began to file his nails in a dramatic action movie kinda way. Jupiter never really liked James, and he felt as though Ulysses was trying to out feminize him despite the fact that Jupiter is the one that goes everywhere with his ass bare while Ulysses is more of a gentleman.

"It's like, really gross that you're doing that in public," James pointed out, a disgusted look on his face as he watched Jupiter file down his nails.

Unsure of what to think, Ulysses looked up to the sky and down to the ground to see a hidden Mickey on the pavement. He always enjoyed looking for hidden Mickey whenever he went to Disneyland.

"Your nails are gross as fuck anyway," James felt the need to continue making remarks until Jupiter actually made an audible response, "And filing them isn't going to help, like, honestly."

"Says the one who plays doctor in the bedroom making popsicle sticks bloody and leaving them out in open with your male slut!" yelled Jupiter back to James.