the altenberger-chase residence ((tate and jupiter, visitors allowed))

Jupiter was on the couch watching some Arthur on PBS Kids because fuck the police alongside his peacock named Draculapdance. He has a pet peacock named Draculapdance because fuck the police, Actually, he's doing everything because fuck the police.

Tate decided to go downstairs and eat some cereal because N.W.A. - FUCK THA POLICE (Explicit). As he passed through the living room, he noticed Jupiter watching a children's show on the TV with Draculapdance in his lap. Curious, he sat down next to his boyfriend and ~da peacock~, forgetting all about the cereal he had been planning on eating.

He looked over to Tate and went over to kiss him on the lips with Draculapdance getting off of his lap to knock down the carton of milk and bowl of cereal on the kitchen table.

Jumping slightly at the sudden noise made by Draculapdance's 'accident', Tate shook his head at the peacock with disapproval. "What the fuck, Draculapdance? Wasting food isn't cool, man...it's just not cool..."

"Silly, Draculapdance. Trix are for people that aren't peacocks! Don't give me that look if you want me to make your feathers purple tonight," said Jupiter to the peacock shaking his head in sync with Tate.

"I swear to god, this fucking peacock..." Tate trailed off with a sigh, continuing to stare down Draculapdance. "We should like, put him in timeout or something."

Draculapdance went and ran off to the ripped off pages from the Twilight book series to piss on since that was where he went to piss while he takes his shit outside unless the weather is bad. Jupiter rubbed his temple unsure of what to think of how the peacock went and just knocked down Tate's breakfast.

Watching the peacock take a piss, Tate began to think about....deep and philosophical things. "Jupiter, dude....dude, what if...god is actually real? And he is a wavelength. Of light. Light wavelength...because light is waves...and maybe we are all waves. So we are all god? And the peacock is a wave, too. So it is also god....trippy...oh yeah, also why did we buy the Twilight series in the first place?"

Jupiter looked at his husband and responded, "That's really fucking deep, dude. And we bought the Twilight series because we didn't feel like buying newspaper for him."

"Oh," Tate scratched the back of his head slightly, "I guess that makes sense – we should go do something together or something, though."