THE SEPHORA QUEEN SHOW: ANOTHER INTERVIEW WITH LUCILLE KOSOVAN ((lucille))

Sephora had to squeeze in a last minute interview with Lucille after hearing some gossip about her ex, Ulysses, having to go to rehab, dating Jupiter Roxx again, and being back on drugs. After she had done the usual introduction, the song "Monsoon" was playing in the background as she waited for Lucille to get onto the set.

Slowly, Lucille walked onto set, and took the designated seat across from Sephora. She gave a slight smile to the audience as she waved, not in the mood to force any over the top happiness.

"So, honey, I've understand that life has been really crazy lately, right?" asked Sephora to Lucille. She actually felt really sorry for the poor girl since you normally don't see Lucille being all negative.

"Yeah, I guess so," she gave Sephora an affirmative nod, tucking a piece of hair behind one of her ears. "Everything was just very unexpected, you know? With Ulysses cheating, then the drugs and whatnot...it was all really sudden."

She widened her eyes and said softly, "Oh, dear, it musta been very surprisin'. If I rememba correctly, he had gone to rehab like eleven years ago, so he musta had some sort of breakdown to relapse." Sephora didn't assume that it was Jupiter's fault for having him relapse since she interviewed Ulysses many times in the past decade, and he seemed was quite a depressive person who acted all happy to cover up the shit he had to go through.

"Yeah," she nodded thoughtfully, then forcing a smile. "Hopefully he'll be OK, though, since he's been through this before and whatnot. We're not together anymore, but I still hope he finds himself able to pull through this."

Giving a nod, Sephora then replied, "I don't think 'tat it helped any 'tat he doesn't get along with his parents. I heard 'tat they're really mean."

"I've never met his parents before, so I don't know whether that's true or not, Lucille shrugged. "I wouldn't want to say anything about anyone without knowing it's for sure true, but I still don't believe that would be an excuse to cheat on someone you'd been in a serious relationship with."

"I was actually referring to the drugs, honey, sorry for not clarifyin' earlier," responded Sephora; she just likes making sure that whatever happened actually happened and wasn't a lie.

"Oh," Lucille felt stupid for not having realized what Sephora was referring to. "Of course...my bad! But yeah, that would be a possibility, if his parents really were abusive or whatever."

She gave a nod and said, "It's okay, honey, don't worry. From what I understand, they never approved of /ta tattoos and piercins' he got along with 'ta people he decided to associate with along with his music taste. So, I'd say 'tat they're really mean."

Lucille had to refrain from rolling her eyes. "Well, as long as it wasn't to an extremity, there's nothing wrong with disapproving of certain things your kid does. Everyone has their own set of personal morals."

Sephora squinted her eyes and began to hint to Lucille that it was much much worse than that since they were fundamental crazies.

Lucille quickly took the hint, and, feeling foolish, decided to change the subject. "So, um...what's been going on in your life, anyway?"

"Pretty good, got to see some of my little nieces and nephews. They're just 'ta cutest thangs. I'm so glad 'tat I got to see them again," she replied with a smile.